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Shortest Fairy Tale

May 20, 2008

My good friend Akel sent this.  (And no, Darren ading ko, this is so not a bad case of sour grapes. I miss you guys!) :

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl ‘Will you marry me?’

The girl said:’NO!’

And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping, dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn’t get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn’t save money, and had all the hot water to herself. She went to the theatre, never watched sports, never wore friggin’ lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.

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5 comments

  1. hahahaha.. i love this one ma’am.=)


  2. Long time no hear ma’am. Baka i’ll be in Manila for 4 months until matapos yung exams uli. One last try for me. C u soon!


  3. hi. long time no see.


  4. it sounds not like a fairy tale (: …
    warm regards …


  5. Nothing is, manang. Hope all is well at your end. 🙂



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